Headlines.

NH primary could make, break candidacies

Yep. Could. Maybe not.

Analysis: NH primary could launch McCain

That too, maybe. The news is nobody knows, but that's not news, is it?

US recession is already here, warns Merrill

A safe, sound recession, I'm sure.

Bush's trip to Mideast to test his credibility

Great. A pop quiz on a subject he's never studied.